I'm conceited, i'm rude, i'm selfish, i'm inconsiderate, i pick my nose, i don't make my bed, i never wash my dishes, i don't take the dog out, sometimes i don't wear socks, sometimes i forget to wear deodorant, i own 1 pair of Jordans, i don't have a job, i have no source of income, my ex girlfriend pays my phone bill, i "forget to text back", i wont return your calls, i've dated about 20 girls and im currently working on 21, i photoshop 99% of my pictures, i surround my "social life" with facebook and tumblr, i have two friends, i'm currently failing, i burp out loud and blow it in peoples faces, i am impulsive, i'm impatient, i cant cook, i shop at the thrift stores, i have 0 dollars in my wallet. If you still want to talk to me after reading this, hmu.
Do NOT ask me about the songs on my playlist. i want to be different.